Ok Ladies I need some help. I am looking for cute 1 liner quilt/ craft jokes for a game that I am playing with my quilt guild. I need 30 jokes. These jokes need to be somewhat short and have a response for example...

Why did the quilter stop telling jokes?
She ran out of good material

Please help!!!!!!!!!!

I will take anything that has to do with cutting or needles or anything crafty as well.

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Comment by Chef Lisa on October 19, 2015 at 10:49am

What did one needle say to the other?

I have an eye on you!

Comment by Beth A. North on October 14, 2015 at 10:41pm

How about something like:

What did the needle say to the fabric?

You missed the point.

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