Inspiring Quilters, Stitch by Stitch
Ok Ladies I need some help. I am looking for cute 1 liner quilt/ craft jokes for a game that I am playing with my quilt guild. I need 30 jokes. These jokes need to be somewhat short and have a response for example...
Why did the quilter stop telling jokes?
She ran out of good material
Please help!!!!!!!!!!
I will take anything that has to do with cutting or needles or anything crafty as well.
Comment
What did one needle say to the other?
I have an eye on you!
How about something like:
What did the needle say to the fabric?
You missed the point.
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